K. Bennet

My Life Defined: Dental Student Class of 2017, Bio Nerd, and normal bulgarian-american girl.

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Let’s take count here of Killian’s fighting skills.  He’s over a hundred years old, survived god only knows how long on Neverland vs the Lost Boys and the shadows.  There’s a reason that he’s the only one left on the Jolly Roger afterwards.  He’s a survivor.  He’s tough.  He’s a skilled swordsmen and technically a duel fighter with his hook.

  • A ton of rocks fall on him up in Anton’s castle.  He may have been trapped under them for a bit, but he manages to crawl out and take Emma’s hand meaning that he wasn’t knocked out.
  • Belle kicks his ass.  Twice.  She knocks a bookshelf over on him which barely does anything, but then she smashes him right in the face with a beam from the Jolly Roger.  He falls straight down into a gully and still gets up to the deck quicker than she does.
  • Rumplestiltskin straight up whollops his ass on the Jolly Roger.  Beats him with his cane.  There’s blood everywhere and yet, Killian is conscious. (also worth stating that he was weaponless at this point)
  • He gets hit by a CAR tumbles over the roof, breaks his ribs and he’s still conscious to try and joke with Emma when she finds him.
  • All this above, Belle, Rumple and the Car all happen in ONE episode.  ONE DAY.  He gets his ass beat all over Storybrooke and he’s still conscious in the mud.
  • Regina shoves him off a cliff and he lands in a pit with Maleficent.  Not only does he remain conscious after the fall, he defeats the ethereal form of the villain and climbs back out.
  • David punches him right in the face and all it does it knock him back a step.
  • He kicks Blackbeard’s ass up and down the Jolly Roger, defeating one of history’s most fearsome pirates single-handedly.
  • He takes on a group of Lost Boys with the Nevengers and holds his own, even stating that he was the one who killed Rufio which shows that he’s fought these kids before and not only survived, but killed one.  He’s a damn good fighter capable of killing with his sword.
  • He gets slammed up on a tree by a Shadow in the Dark Hollow and almost has his shadow/soul ripped out, only to be dropped back to the ground facefirst.
  • He gets flung across a room by the Shadow, lands rough and skids across the floor and can still get back up.
  • Back in the Enchanted Forest during the missing year, Ariel knocks him to the ground with a surprise attack and he goes down in pain but he just kind of rolls over and looks at her.  He’s fine and awake.
  • While trying to protect Henry, he shoots at least two flying monkeys, hitting on the first shot so his aim with a gun is just as good as his sword play.
  • Both times that he goes through the time portal and lands, he lands right on his face.  And gets right back up.
  • To cover Emma in Mida’s palace, he takes on at least 5 guards by himself with only his sword and a fake hand.  Did I mention damn good swordsmen?
  • And more that I’m sure I’m missing but this post is getting far too long and I hope I’ve made my point by now.

Now going back to the Enchanted Forest, his fight with Emma where she knocks him out cold with nothing but a compass to the head.  After he saved Aurora’s heart from being lost forever too.  He’s a damn good swordsmen but if you watch the fight, he’s more dancing around and defensive fighting.  He goes down too easy.  He threw the fight.  He has the magic bean and knows he can revive it, there’s no reason for him to really fight for that portal and he didn’t want to hurt Emma.

This is later confirmed when Killian tells Emma, "I was there when Cora tried to take your heart, I saw the power inside you."  Woooah wait a second Killian, you were supposed to be “knocked out” during that.  He basically admitted that he faked being knocked out.  Therefore, never actually trying to hurt her.

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thewordsofclayton:

sirtarantino:

a guy walked into the board room and said

"hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"

and i just stared at him and coldly said

"i am the regional reports manager"

we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life

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